So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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