ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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