It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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