somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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