i would punch a child for taco bell
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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