I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He has the fingertips of a God
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