Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
The power of my boobs compel you
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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