when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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