how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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