Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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