I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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