i barfeds in our rink
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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