Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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