...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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