I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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