I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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