i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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