Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Randomize
