Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.