Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
