What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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