I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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