..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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