Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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