Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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