i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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