after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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