I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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