i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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