I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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