O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
