I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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