belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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