i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
no you cant smoke seaweed
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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