Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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