fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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