Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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