we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
this will be a night to untag.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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