i permit you to call me
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
