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(347): View more from New York

you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.

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(760): View more from California

Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that

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(216): View more from Ohio

I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.

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(210): View more from Texas

he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me

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(587): View more from Alberta

She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?

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