What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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