K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her