so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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