Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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