STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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