Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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