Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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