I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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