I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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