Don't you send me to vm
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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