found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize