he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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