My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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