Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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