either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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