So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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