Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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